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minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workscakelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoWhy did the Bermuda triangle, quicksand, and maybe premature burial and stop drop & roll so capture our minds? Replace the quarter to call home with swallowing gum or something.
minus-squareMaggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoTo be fair stop drop and roll is still good advice. You just don’t find yourself on fire that often.
minus-squareklemptor@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoThe one time I did find myself on fire, I completely forgot about stop, drop, and roll. Instead I ran until I stumbled on the hillside, then shouted “am I still on fire?” Aaand that story is why I no longer fucks with charcoal grills.
Why did the Bermuda triangle, quicksand, and maybe premature burial and stop drop & roll so capture our minds?
Replace the quarter to call home with swallowing gum or something.
To be fair stop drop and roll is still good advice. You just don’t find yourself on fire that often.
The one time I did find myself on fire, I completely forgot about stop, drop, and roll. Instead I ran until I stumbled on the hillside, then shouted “am I still on fire?”
Aaand that story is why I no longer fucks with charcoal grills.