Nice try, Academy Award winning director Quentin Tarantino, but I’m not falling for that one again.
In case it hasn’t already been shared …
You wake up.
You’re still a lizard sunning on a red rock. It was all a dream.
The concept of selling “feet pics” to pay back “student loans” is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them.
Time to eat a bug.
And fuck your captain
Who would pay to see someone who resembles the Goblin King from Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit naked?
Seriously who? I need some money.
It’s the oldest profession for a reason. Everyone is selling their body just one gender can do it more directly more easily and with the Internet doesn’t even have to do it with people interacting with their physical body anymore.
When times are rough, some fucker will still be horny.
it’s not the oldest profession, if you’re willing to exchange something for a resource, the actual first job is obtaining that resource.
i bet you’re fun at parties.
That do anything for ya? How much do you think I could charge?
There are actually several sub-categories for feet: there are some attracted to the arches, the toes, wrinkly or not soles, stinky, not stinky, always with socks, half-covered with socks, thigh highs, clean soles, dirty soles, feet up, nail polish, no nail polish.
I feel a bit offended that you left my fetish of choice out. Feet with no toes.
Best I can do is toes with no feet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Where’s ze money, Lebowski?
This is a certified !achievers@lebowski.social comment.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.
Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon.
With nail polish.
Mmmm… You mean elephant hoofing 🤤
Is that the next step after cankles?
back in the ancient times I deleted my instagram because all comments were indian men asking me for feet pics
You could have monetized that but I guess hindsight is 20/20.
can and want to are two very different things.
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Cum to dubai
My feet are super cute but the rest of me is trash, so rent for me. to the job i go
You could just take pictures of feet
Yep, I remember a 4chan greentext of a guy on only fans posting feet pics and pretending to be a girl.
I’ll need to see some pics to confirm cuteness of feet. After that I’ll take care of your rent
Of course you would, @cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee
I had a friend who sold her old, highly used sandals. She made pretty good money off of them.
How much did they cost you?
Upvoted you 😂
From what I see these onlyfans girls are making she could probably buy the house
This pretty much sums up the current state of my job search.
Where are all these people at? You want to pay my rent in exchange for pictures of my feet, we can deal.
So, are you sitting down? There’s this new thing called “the Internet”. Have you checked there? Shouldn’t be too challenging, I expect — unless you’re related to the cabbage patch kid above.
Their point, obviously, is that average Joe can’t just post a picture of their feet on instagram and get money for that.
My point is that the “average Joe” can if they get off their average ass and find that niche where their assumedly average parts are worthy of above-average pay. It’s literally the least that’s expected of such an endeavor .🤌🏼
Yeah, that’s it: downvote so we know simple math hurts your brain. Genius. 🤣🤌🏼
The average Joanne also can’t do that.
I just sell my shower water.
Bath water is way easier to bottle.
It’s the elusiveness of the shower water that makes it so valuable.
…
I mean, I’m guessing that’s why >.>
I’ve met three women at my workplace who’ve done OF material (they wanted me to sub to them on their instagram, I neither do Insta nor am I really interested)… None of them were particularly traditionally pretty, but I guess some dudes out there are into it. Feet pics, fart p*rn, asmr… I’m kind of in awe at their ability to make money off this, because a) as a man I cant and b) clearly the job aint paying enough. The moral outrage needs to twist from what she does to what employers pay.
Why do you think you can’t do that as a man?
I don’t know if you’ve ever met any male strippers or other male sex workers, but they make a lot less money.
And are a hell of a lot more athletic than I am.
I am not arguing that a male stripper makes more or less money. I am arguing against the shockingly widespread and completely delusional idea that seems prevalent online that all women can just simply earn money online by posting any pictures and apparently are all just too dumb to do so.
Woah.
You haven’t made any arguments though. In fact around this I see 2 comments from you that are just simple questions. It’s not delusional to say that Women have more immediate access to a larger market share, and men do not.
Whether that be for social or sexist, or whatever, reasons is not making that untrue but you seem to be immediately taking that as to also equate a different position entirely. One that seems to be based on projection considering the “dumb” you pulled out.Be upset over how people are being treated that people feel the need to turn to being sex objects to survive. Not at the people just jealous of thinking they would be better of if they could just be one too.
The moral outrage needs to twist from what she does to what employers pay.
Seriously, this needs to be screamed from the rooftops. We need to stop kink shaming and slut shaming, and start shaming corporations and billionaires.
It’s clearly a recent balance update - women get lower salaries but they can get free cash for a few pictures! /s
How much money do you believe the average woman can make on Only fans?
Apparently even a fucking /s isn’t enough for some people to understand sarcasm anymore, holy shit
this is lemmy. use
--sarcasm
or the short flag-s
.jesus thats longwinded when you can just type “/s” in two key strokes.
You have to install the sarcasm package first.
i didn’t get this until i saw the comments. geez!
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Are they being ripped off or they being given what they want?