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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • We have the baby boomers on the edge of dying. They are afraid of it, but there is nothing that can be done - so those fears shift to other things that “could” be dealt with.

    -Immigrants destroying the culture they grew up in (that culture went away for other reasons),

    -Gays and trans people being happy (The closeted Senator Graham saying there is no happiness in real life - why did gays of old have to suffer and hide if it was all for not?),

    -The worst economy in the history of the US! (They are in their 80s, don’t have a job, and running out of money, so it is bad for them)

    -Small town on the edge of dying (because there is no jobs or amenities because they didn’t want them in their town)

    Trump speaks their insecurities and offers a path to fix things that no other politician dares to go down: “Burn the system to the grown and the people you hate will be hurt”. Because modern Republicans care more about hurting the ones they hate than helping themselves, either because of self hate or a illusion that they won’t get hurt in the process.




  • I am reminded of a very 90s Full House joke, wherein the annoying next door neighbor girl studies for her driver’s test and passes. She is amazed that you can read up on potential test questions and then know them when they are asked on the test. She then asks “I wonder if you could do the same thing for tests in high school?” as if studying never occurred to her.

    I feel like the concept of “studying the most pressing issues of the day and preparing responses” some people don’t even consider, as all Trump has done since 2016 is just ad-lib all responses.







  • Republicans: “This abortion ammendment will allow for child sex change operations.”

    Petition filers:“No it won’t, it is just make abortion legal again.”

    Limbaugh: “Because you didn’t include the fact that toddlers now can request sex changes, and the changes to the relevant statues that prohibited that, I rule your signature gathering was misleading and I am kicking it off the ballot one day before they start printing them.”

    Petition filers:“WTF, state supreme court! Limbaugh is treating his crazy delusions as legal fact again!”