Aye aye matey, people who choose piracy are peer-plexing…
Aye aye matey, people who choose piracy are peer-plexing…
Is bad grammar not dirty talk? No wonder girls get freaked out when I say “let’s eat grandma”…
The key is to only wear it in one ear and be super evasive when people ask about it. All hail Cthulhu!
Wouldn’t a half-basement be 0?
Ever since I started drinking Holy water twice a day I’ve been feeling so much more hydrated. Explain that science!
Yup, it just needs a fast splattering of red paint or similar…
Hi, welcome to the hidden turmoil support group. My name is phorq and I’m doing fine…
As someone in the process of learning Spanish, some days I just have a mental fog, but I just assume that’s part of the process. Like your brain forcing its own rest day. If it came easy everyone would be polyglots.
Ah yes, nothing wakes you up in the morning like warm beer and the taste of toothpaste
The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
The Lion, the Witch, and the SMÅGÖRA
To be fair, this is the perfect room for Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog. It’s just missing a TV and a newspaper.
This is the plot of Baby Driver, right?
Edit: I’m stupid, I was thinking of Fetus Driver
I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can’t always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Annual? Those fuckers be meeting outside my window every morning!
Could be one cob of corn with many popped kernels, you can’t prove it’s not…
I’m getting Godzilla-nervous-system vibes from the front-most map, not gonna lie…