I think this post fits the vibe, i have seen a lot worse submissions here.

Wood tastes good tho. People also like smoked food

Reminded me of This

And cancer

I think a less extreme version of banning cars is just making driving/parking in the city a big enough pain in the ass to make people have a damn good reason to do so

All of them money

Sometimes its Euro truck simulator

Gasoline has the energy content comparable to cooking oil (biodiesel among other things is made from used frying oil from restaurants at least where i live)

The vegan hate likely comes from people who dont really know vegans or only know them from the internet so they only know the vocal minority

Usually the medicine is more beneficial than the harm the alcohol causes

caffeine tolerance increases very quickly, so one has to constantly increase the dose for it to be effective. I am currently trying to get a diagnosis after procrastinating for too long on that (why the hell does getting help to overcome my problems require me to overcome my problems). Not sure how caffeine exactly works in adhd brains but for me as how i understand it works in neurotypical also it should be possible to reverse the tolerance for caffeine by spending 2-5 days without any. Having gone through that i can say you need to be prepared to just lay in bed for that time.

If you ever get rid of the box you can be sure that the very next day you will need one of them.

BRB gotta comb this desert real quick.

About the effect of caffeine diminishing it might be because brains adapt very quickly to it so you might have high tolerance, you could try going for a couple days-week without any and see if the effect on you changes.

In the case of children i would say that having them in the first place(in majority of cases) is a promise that they can rely on you so it is kind of a bad example

I say calls are fine if significant dialogue is required or the matter requires immediate response, but i would preferably get a text first something like “can i call you now/at time x/whatever”. If during the call there is any exact information i need to remember(dates,numbers,addresses,etc) i would like that information after the fact so i can reference after the cat and save a lot of anxiety over wether i remembered the thing right.

My guess is that Mr. Elongated Muskrat didn’t own the land before so I would imagine the previous landowner harvested the trees before the construction/land purchase

I dont know about you but for me a purring cat is the best way to fall asleep

Id say as someone who enjoys sleeping in the same bed (often with people who i am in a non-sexual relationship with and sometimes in a bed not designed for two people) it has kinda the same effect that cuddling with a person(sometimes it is just that) for a very long time so it just feels nice and has you rested in a completely different way. I do agree that the sleep quality often suffers a bit so i wouldn’t likely want to sleep like that every night.

It is kinda how many mammals have evolved to sleep, ever seen cats sleep in a big ball in weird positions over eachother?

I would imagine only the text is edited