2 girls, 1 cup?
2 girls, 1 cup?
Were you a terrible kid? Sounds super passive aggressive (and kind of hilarious)
if the LORD your God delivers them into your control
AKA feel free to murder someone then fuck their wife (assuming you’re Jewish, of course)
One day I too will have emissions like a horse
Side note - some kinks deserve to be shamed
Seems extremely likely. I’d guess that or that religion was initially founded because people couldn’t explain why things were happening. Or it could just have come from the purely philosophical argument of what happens before/after death.
Religion and I are incompatible, as I refuse to follow any rules that say I can’t abuse my body. I’m open to the idea that there could be a god… but if so, they likely aren’t the loving variety.
The only things present are a large duck and a small horse
Stay woke
See you guys in hell 🙂
with touchups by rob mcelhenney.
But… why?
Who is out here downvoting in defense of yt shorts?
This situation is super fucked, and I feel horrible for her. Maybe some of the men doing it truly believed it was a fetish / consensual though, it’s incredibly hard to say without seeing the messages. Either way they definitely should have checked in with the wife, and not have trusted the husband (who was the only conscious person they interacted with).
Edit - after reading the HIV thing, I retract this statement. Fuck these people
Sounds like a masturbation injury if I’ve ever heard of one, the mouse is clearly a cover
The bong player from Cypress Hill fuckin rips
I’ve been saying it for years - business people are the scum of the earth. The whole situation is so stupid. Why do we train people how to make take as much money as they can… why not teach them to not be assholes instead?
Warning: do NOT overdo peanut butter on a spoon if you have a dry mouth
I miss Calgary, need to make a trip out soon.
Imagine how awkward a Lemmy meetup would be… I’d guess it would be a lot less diverse than a Reddit meetup - probably just a bunch a bunch of IT guys (and 1 trans girl who loves Linux)
https://spotifyreleaselist.netlify.app/
Assuming you still have Spotify
Learning about tonsil stones triggered a lifelong fear and obsession for me…
He’s rich, they might