8 inches is 203mm, for those who don’t use freedom units.

Which would be worse for him: someone actually trying to do so as a result of said post, or realizing that no one wants to because no one cares enough about him?

Why don’t you come over here and say that to my face, you dirtwit!

I like the band that clearly indicates the versatility of shit, dick, and fuck.

I’m also curious as to why “shitshit” isn’t among the least used combinations on this chart.

…No!

Those politicians and billionaires who have very, shall we say, friendly thoughts about Russia?

Now, why do you think that is?

Guns are only good when I have a gun. When you have a gun, then I’m terrified for my life and have to stand my ground. Especially if I’m “defending” property that may or may not be mine.

Like amplify the false rumor a random Facebook mom in Ohio started?

Hell, I’m still holding out for his heart to explode during one of his Klan rallies.

A person who was seriously asking questions in good faith wouldn’t have posted this response.

If astronauts aren’t having fart-powered races across the ISS, what are they even doing with their lives?

“The Earth’s atmosphere is approximately 78% nitrogen and 21% oxygen” is both a true statement, and utterly irrelevant to the subject at hand.

The topic was that society’s hostility towards women have made younger women voters identify as liberal at higher rates than previously, not how men are being oppressed/repressed/left behind/failed/whatever verb you want to use here. There are appropriate places to have that discussion; this topic isn’t one of them.

You made this?

…I made this!

Sea lions are well known to be consistent creatures.

The right has no appreciation for art, because art can be subversive and speaks truth to power. That’s why they miss the subtext involved (or in the case of Born in the USA, the literal text).

It wasn’t until the third season of The Boys before the right said “Wait, why is Homelander the bad guy? And why am I wrong for supporting him?” And the fourth season has the villains saying near-verbatim quotes from the right.

There’s a strong case to be made that for any society, the citizen’s rights to bodily autonomy should be secondary to the health of that society, especially when the procedure in question is so trivially easy to get and overwhelmingly safe to do so and (it should go without saying) when all objections to said procedure are based solely on political ideology.

The flip side of the rights granted to citizens from a society is a responsibility to that society, which is where the selfishness of conservative ideology is exposed.

“This Facebook video I watched while taking a shit totally proves the truth about vaccines that those people who spent hundreds of thousands of dollars and nearly a decade of their life each to be allowed to prescribe are hiding from you!”

Kamala spanked Trump so hard, he owes her $130,000.

evidence-based

And all the evidence shows that, as the US is currently, voting for third-parties hurts you far more by allowing the major party that least represents you to win. You can’t claim to adhere to “evidence” if you don’t acknowledge that fact.

Also, I’m going to let you in on a little secret: I don’t want any of the current third parties to win. None of them are serious beyond being spoilers for the major parties- they don’t host voter drives, they don’t campaign for local and state elections, they don’t do anything for four years then show up and expect to have the same shot as the major parties.

I’m perfectly happy voting for a party to win who agrees with 60% of what I want than getting 0% of what I want, because it’s the rational choice to make.

…huh. TIL.

The last time I had to download the unifying software it was more obvious than that.