Whyv would he care? He sure doesn’t fuckin pay them.

What umm… What did I just… Uh…

Actually you know what nevermind. No answer can satisfy me at this point

The delivery truck, Duck for short.

Cuz it kinda looks like a duck.

Nah it just grazed his ear. If that

Tell me you didn’t read a fuckin thing without telling me you didn’t read a fuckin thing

I expect a Folgers ad but for crisps and full frontal nudity.

This is your chance. Don’t let the world down.

Is this an inside joke or is he a creep?

Here’s another fun fact, wage theft is the biggest single source of theft in the US.

https://medium.com/@hrnews1/wage-theft-now-outnumbers-all-other-types-of-theft-in-the-u-s-reaching-482-million-10cf906cfe82

You’re up in arms against individual thievery and simping for the biggest thieves in the country.

Fun fact, dollar general has a habit of locking employees in the store and demanding they do work off the clock.

Dollar general has stolen now more from it’s own employees than anyone has ever stolen from dollar general. That’s before you get to the horrifically unethical shit they get up to that’s legal.

Fuck em.

That’s what the illegally armed and outfitted off duty police officer at the front of the store is for.

Where is it you expect they put the fish farms?

I’ve always found this to be such a strange hill to die on. I remember standing in line for 10-20 minutes at cash registers and having to guess at which line would be the fastest. Self check out lines might extend in to the produce section but I’ve never stood in one for longer than 5 minutes.

There’s not a single fish that gets farmed outside of farms. Fish farms are definitionally CAFOs. They’re also terrible for the environment and raise poor quality fish.

But not all fish you’d be able to buy is farm fish. Most of it is, and the amount of non farm fish is diminishing.

You can get non CAFO farm fish but generally these are at niche restaurants that serve things like “fresh caught catfish” and have a pond behind the restaurant. And even the small business those places do is often too much for their little pond and as much as half will be bought from a supplier.

Nahhhh Leon was only in to 12 year old Natalie Portman.

Discount Biff Tannen about to lose to himself in a drinking contest

Care to run that through your translator again? One of you had a stroke

You bafoon. You absolute fool. That’s not the enterprise from Star wars that’s the Nebuchadnezzar from Lost in Space.

Doubles as a speed square in a pinch

Married a social worker, can confirm

Somebody’s never heard of Xerxes. Europe, like all things invented in Europe, simply stole the idea from Asia and labeled it as European.