Copy that, see you later. Anyway, here’s some more internet for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hBRxwQXmCQ

Possibly. Is your husband an ass man?

Dang, most of the pixels didn’t even go.

For sure, that’s what I meant by membership. There’s just so many different creators I watch, I can’t afford to support them all directly. Maybe I’ll make some playlists to play on the TV with ads while I’m out of the house.

I’ve used an adblocker for ages as well, though I do wish content creators on YouTube could get some passive non-membership revenue from me without me having to disable my adblock and look directly into the Ark of the Covenant. I could get Premium, but at that point, I feel like I’ve negotiated with a terrorist.

Pirate keys for sure. Not using one is just asking for a stranger to grab your booty.

It’s simultaneously hilarious and heartbreaking. I can feel their panic.

“Oh no, I did a bad. Go away bad. Oh no, oh no, they’re going to find out I did a bad chew. Bad away! Bad away now! Why is this not working?”

Just built my first fully dedicated Linux machine. Still keeping my old Windows desktop around purely because I play League of Legends and they use a kernel level anticheat, so it won’t run on VM.

Fun fact, ever since Riot made it mandatory to install their rootkit if you want to play their games, every time I try to eject a flash drive, it says it can’t eject because it’s in use - even if I just plugged it in. And that’s super comforting.

This is otter nonsense

It is time to fill your role in the family business, Wishbone.

I went to a small concert while on a road trip a couple months ago and the artists had CDs for sale. I figured cool, I’ll have some music to listen to if I hit no cell service areas. But it turned out that my CD changer in my car hadn’t been used in so long that the motor wasn’t strong enough to ingest the CD. I was sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hIZfvvQTLo

Didn’t read because of the paywall, but I did get far enough to catch this:

Between chocolate-covered pretzels and their yogurt-dipped kin, the latter wins every time.

After such a blatant lie, don’t think I can trust the rest of the article anyway.

As someone who has played league of legends for over a decade without any notable improvement, I can fully relate.

Looks exactly like OR/WA wildfires for 26 July. Weird.

Not sure if…

Ah, so that’s where screws come from. TIL!

I worked in a preschool, and it seems to be a rule that when a toddler gets a bandaid for their owie, they’re going to keep wearing it as long as they possibly can. It makes them feel special. And when the other toddlers see that someone got a bandaid, they inevitably all want bandaids too. Of course, adults are more mature and would never behave in this way.

I can’t wait to show this to Yo-Yo Ma.