“Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one… stayed up! And that’s what you’re gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.”

Oh my god, a Borrowers reference? I friggen loved that movie as a kid haha

Aye, another Reddit refugee

I remember hearing the football player Troy Polamalu insured his long hair because everyone kept grabbing it to tackle him

So pumped for this! Absolutely loved the first one

Also, fuck that guy that started the fire that burned a buncha the heads beyond repair

There were probably more people that commuted by foot or bicycle back then

I love the guy in a full aero tuck trying to get into the photo haha

And the spare tubes around the arms, these guys were animals

White chocolate macadamia nut

I agree

oatmeal raisin > chocolate chip

any day of the week

More like

“Trying to convince my brain that this cookie is heathy because it has fruit in it”

And his name is “JOHN CENA!!”

Also the classic deez nuts

Yeah i was gunna say, i remember having grapples as a kid. This isnt that new of a thing.

Although if this video is showing the process, that’s pretty cool. I have no idea how it’s done. I’m in public right now so i cant watch the video

Yeah this is a pretty interesting subject. Statistically, there should be other life out there. Whether or not we’re the most advanced, it’s impossible to tell. It’s fun to make creepypastas about us receiving the message “be quiet or they’ll find you” from some extraterrestrial beings about an all-powerful race that’s colonizing the universe.

I think finding another planet to live on and abandoning our own because we destroyed it to the point of no return isn’t a good idea. We’ve got enough issues to deal with here on Earth. I don’t know if it’s a smart idea to put all put all our eggs in that metaphorical basket.

I’m also now realizing I strayed way off topic haha, sorry about that

Replace beach with mountains and you’ve got my dream fortune

But why isn’t the table completed? It’s killing me haha

Do both people get to milk the cow at the same time? That’s what I’m wondering

This is sofa king wee Todd did

Huh, I’ve got a weird sense of déjà vu