Oh trust me, I don’t need the extra awkwardness!

Chef: (Still holding towel after wiping 13 shrimp tail shells off his face) Back again?!

Me: (Awkwardly hovering in the doorway) Yeah sorry, I was going back and forth on this but I found a shell piece all by itself with no shrimp in it and while I have no reason to put it in my mouth I figured I needed to show conviction to impress my date so… PATOOIE

Am I eating in the restaurant kitchen or walking back there each time I bite a tail?

He’s parroting good points he hears used against him.

“You don’t have a plan”

“That’s a lie”

All mammals are the same thing, just carbon life forms

Also, thoughts and prayers to the families affected

Who?

Just know that complete self sufficiency is a pipe dream, whereas community sufficiency is much more achievable

Ayyyyy, you!

The preview image on my phone looks like it says “when he takes his noodle off” and I was just accepting that that was a normal thing

Excellent! Now plant native fruit trees, bushes, brambles, and herbs and make a multilayered food forest!

Woah woah woah, cut yourself some slack! Every 2 weeks?? Nah, once a month. 9AM? Give yourself time to wake up and think clearly! 10AM or 11AM if you’re not a morning person

Yes, this, except TREAT instead of threat. You won’t feel alone with your best little friend

By the time the trade is disclosed it’s been like a month and you may be part of the exit liquidity

Do you have a source handy for that?

Up and coming? Pff. It’s a fade that will pass like the wind

If your choices are between working one specific job or starving then you owe it to yourself and your family to improve your marketable skills or value

Cannon cannot comprehend court concepts

Try JEFIT

That may play a part but I think it’s more so everyone plays more patient and cautiously in the first encounter and that is kind of the style of play that Dark Souls requires. The second time around we get more impatient and aggressive and get punished hard for it.

I remember seeing threads like “What was the best purchase that you made for under 100” or some variation every once in a while. I’m sure those got corpo eyes real interested if they weren’t advertising in them already.