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1 month agoIt’s got a joke hole that’s just for farts
It’s got a joke hole that’s just for farts
Boys, I think I inhaled nebulized mackerel juice
That’s just like, your oppinion man
Am I the only one who hates this format of punchline first?
Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been / I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart
Guillotine.
This looks like some bosslogic bullshit, legit thought this was fake
That’s . . . how fried chicken is made
You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.
🎶please don’t forget to close my bread that’s in a bottle, yeah🎶