I’m a firm believer in sending all bigots “back where they came from.”

“We have investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing”

adds another to the “what’s this gif?” pile

I’m just glad I don’t drink milk. Because if I leaned nothing else from Tiny Toons, it’s that it would still be shooting out of my nose even though I laughed two minutes ago.

I was thinking “carbonite” myself.

Mildly spicy paste?

Which is why you’ve chosen to be a kbinite.

I’m not falling for that one again, Mr. Disney Documentarian.

That’s being generous. It’s mildly spicy paste. There’s probably more meat in a single small breakfast link than in an entire brick of scrapple.

Lord Vetinari, from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld

it would be amazing if the god of that religion would occasionally pop onto the planet and remind everybody that they exist, maybe give us the bread and circuses show to catch us back up, maybe throw out a couple of worldwide hey I forgive everybody’s and then pop back off just to remind us.

A thousand years without a reappearance of the God of all gods is a long time to keep the torch burning.

https://slrpnk.net/comment/9243887

A dramatization, if you will.

The countable pixels and questionable color accuracy of the image mean that could definitely be a white grape. Which I would infinitely prefer over a whole green olive. I would eat the grape, even though it’s weird on pizza. I’d take that olive right off, or maybe eat around it.

Gotta draw the line somewhere.

Who the hell puts grapes on pizza? 🤨

I’ve got a theory of my own: anyone afraid of being “replaced” isn’t that great, and should actually be replaced. Bigots, feel free to go back where you came from.

No SkyNet here. Just CableNet.

>_>

No one expects the Chinese Gymnastics Team!