You’re so close and yet: Whoosh

I’m just going to shove these words into your mouth because I cannot grasp the obvious.

Ah, the misogynistic punching bag that the left and right share. How noble it must feel to attempt to shout her down.

A-fucking-men.

Being decent is too far to the right for the Tankie class to stomach. Duly noted.

These posts are doing a little more than providing your agitprop a space to die by a thousand cuts. Adults don’t get “worked up” over taking out the trash.

I’d never posit that all reviewers are pandering to large publishers, but rather that the majority have absolutely seen score creep that now rewards mediocrity with 7/10 in order to maintain access. This is why I unapologetically turn to a more trusted source first.

It absolutely is. Not to whinge over the state of the gaming press as I’m not one of those guys, but with that said I personally stack weight behind EG’s reviews before looking elsewhere. Not to say that they are the best/most objective in their field, but rather that they are consistent and don’t seem to pander to publishers. Happy to hear of any other sites that leave others feeling the same.

…and to be honest, after reading a bit more the game doesn’t look bad, only middling.

Eurogamer - 2/5 Stars - “Stripped-back Ubisoft formula is admirable yet doomed”

Shocker.

Edit: Apologies for starting this off negative. I’m just tired of Ubisoft and AAA in general and didn’t intend to knock the shine off of something that some folks are looking forward to.

Ignore the necrotic, segmented, invertebrate behind the curtain…

D’ya Like Dags?

Well there’s a provocative anecdote if I’ve ever seen one. Well done.

…and centipedes. Don’t forget the centipedes.

…for the ATM machine.

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I will build a wall on the Potomac and make the British pay for it!

Something something, Republican mental gymnastics.

2 Trusses tops

I’m pretty sure it is because he came out hard against Trump.

Good to know, thanks for the heads-up.