Oh absolutely not. I would scarf down that entire chicken mess and spend the next two days regretting all my life choices
Oh absolutely not. I would scarf down that entire chicken mess and spend the next two days regretting all my life choices
Yeah it kind of looks like a bundt cake made out of boneless chicken wings
Congratulations this is the best (worst) one yet
Creation:
You pull wisps of shadow material from the Shadowfell to create a nonliving object of vegetable matter within range: soft goods, rope, wood, or something similar. You can also use this spell to create mineral objects such as stone, crystal, or metal.
The object created must be no larger than a 5-foot cube, and the object must be of a form and material that you have seen before.
“How far away is the BBEG’s fortress?”
“His lair is still many leagues in the distance. You can just barely see it on the horizon, nestled in the-”
“I spawn a really big boulder on top of it. Like, a reeeally big boulder.”
“…”
Fair enough! My compliments on your character’s backstory - that sounds fun!
Also, I would think that a second big bang would be morally neutral on a universal scale, but that’s not much comfort for the people currently existing…
You may know about the Bessemer process, but how would your character discover this process? Unless your character is an accomplished blacksmith or engineer, I’d call metagaming.
… I know that’s a bit of a buzzkill, but that’s where my mind goes.
Wow, bald Gale looks a lot less greasy than regular Gale. I like it.
I somehow noticed that there was no New Zealand before I noticed Australia 2
We’ll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things