Your mother is kind of hot, so…

It didn’t even matter

Time for a government bailout!

There are no repercussions when you’re a Republican

Geordi takes Data’s photon torpedo in his turbolift

Ah jeez, Doc…

Have I been a vampire this whole time?

An easy way to remember the spelling is to never forget that the 2020 film Tenet sucked.

Should have played Winnie the Pooh’s theme

They’d remake it with Kevin Hart and make him the good guy, completely missing the point

All these responses and no obvious mention of the Pentagon, which was a target on 9/11. The hexagon is like, as others stated, a reference to the game board most people play on for D&D and other games

It’s all call center spam. People speaking Chinese or Hindi in the background

It’s probably a translation error from Portuguese to English

There are no consequences for Trump, ever

I hate Melania, but I hope she files for divorce right before the election.

When does Palestine get a holiday?

Then closed them.

Not to mention their donors

Jon? Is that you?

I didn’t know he had kids.