The direct link from that: https://media1.tenor.com/m/DzphccF2s5QAAAAd/dance-bee-keeper.gif
(I’m not saying it’s worth the click, just providing an answer - the joke relates to a device called bee smoker that average beekeepers use to pacify the bees before robbing them, tho a lot of them don’t use it)
They keep remastering games I didn’t come around to play the first time. Aging sux (mine, not of the games).
We know where the old one is and it’s basically on all world maps - it’s the New Zealand that keeps disappearing from them.
It’s doing it’s best and it deserves the praise, go and tell it who is a good abacus.
“Hot single navigators in your area waiting for you call – call now & let them guide you!!”
(I had a car on early 2000s in which the oem satnav lady pronounced the local names of towns kinda extra seductively)
“Reusable skulls of billionaires are so in right now! And the supply has never been bigger!”
I miss my N900 with Debian.
Ah, yes, the beekeeper pacification technique.
The brand new safety baby yeet-n-slice-inator 2000, get yours now!!
Also, house seats in the 20s:
Yes, this!?!
Just what or who wiped which (curly?) part on the curtains to make that pattern?!
Dang, was your mom single then? (I’m on my way inventing a time machine).
I had a similar experience in the 90s, but with a non-cool car - parents bought a TV & to fit it in a tiny car they had to put the back seats down … which left the trunk for me (in a 5-door car, but still, highway speeds, and when I pointed out the safety issues they just said to hold on to a seatbelt … ?).
The same parents ultra-terrified of me getting in a car accident with anyone (because others are terrible drivers), and to this day terrified I’ll crash my car each and every time Im in it … the patents that totaled a few cars vs me never in an accident and almost keeping up with professional kart racers (well, ““almost””, and even that on my best few laps before ahdh starts fighting me entering a corner).
Oh, and also the same parents I have to buy tires for against their will & have a few fights with to get them changed.
Exactly!
But why stop there? They’re just as unreal as any number.
Some might say they are even about the same amount of number as any number.
Yes, this reply, I was gonna make a joke along the lines that I’m sure to someone saying shit like this (that we invented numbers, imaginary or not) is like the meme forcing Italians to look at pineapple pizza being made …
… but I would lie if this post didn’t disturb me a bit to - and the “Talk nerdy to me” part just makes it worse. Nerd stuff has to have a certain level of precision, nerd kinks are exact.
(Not to be confused with how a semi in colon works)
I like how you absolutely cannot accurately date this tweet.
Welp, that is 100% not my adhd brain.
Doing a PSA and being caked-up shouldn’t impede each other, but here we are, all out of horny jail vacancy.
Loving boys like that don’t just leave us, they stay with us for as long as we let them, for decades after :'(
Well, one would have to first think of an elaborate Voyagery backstory on how they get to be adversaries.
Prob like a mind-erasing holo-deck mishap where they think one is the daughter and the other one the mom, they live on a farming planet where a war breaks out & the daughters boytoy is on the opposing side so now they will inevitably face each other in battle.
Then the Borg queen boards Voyager, doesn’t find the simulation as amusing as the crew (which watch it as a reality show non-stop & perform none of their regular duties), assimilates the ship entirely but gets poisoned by all the residual coffee particles on board and dies.
The sim on holodeck continues uninterrupted.
Seven of Nine starts drinking coffee.